Breaking news!! Leg goggles and 34 year old property developer from Sea Point

After an intense leg workout followed by a 20 hour shift on his feet at the j&b met Richard Timothy Morris was approached by a 34 year old divorcee - giving her the number to his sony Erikson with maximum relativity. I’m sure the smarter audience out there – both boys and girls alike – will by now be well aware of the dangerous repercussions a leg workout poses and Richard was no stranger. His legs were hurting yet he was keen to chyse.

The following morning richard awoke at 11am to see the sms that would change his life. Straight away richard consumed 4 tables of the infamous maca before crouching down to do six by nine sets of squats in his bedroom. At approximately 10 past 3 richard drove his green machine to 15 Mary-Ann Road Sea Point where he not only was told were to park but told how to please a mother of 3 - deep stick, reverse cowgirl, Jack Hammer   ,the Smooth Operator and then ending off in Doggy Style" Richard proving that he is all that is man-  he who makes a home his castle.


more to follow...

UPDATE: 31 JAN**

Richard was no stranger to celebration either. Proceeding that evening to Karma Camps bay - unfortunately after opening with " my friend over there just broke up from a long term relationship and is depressed do u know what we can do to cheer him up?" to a group of girls who replied " The two Indian guys over there also have a depressed friend" He turned to the alternative side - folding up his jeans and changing his shoes.

LEG GOGGLES?

You've probably heard of beer goggles but up until quite recently a new phrase has been spreading around the bodybuilding community known as 'leg goggles'.

Leg goggles is a natural phenomenon that occurs when a subject performs an intense leg workout shortly followed by exposure to the oppossite sex. The experience is described as an overwhelming desire to engage in sexual activity with the opposite sex regardless of whether one finds them attractive or not. Scientists believe that this is caused by a chemical reaction in the male body where an abundance of testosterone is released shortly following an intense leg workout. This rapid increase in testosterone raises ones libido or 'sex drive' significantly, causing them to engage in behaviour which may seem innapropriate to others.

One subject(19) who wishes to remain anonymous reports that following his first ever leg workout, he reached for his blackberry and sent a message saying "I want to f%$# you!" to one of his female friends. The subject agreed that under normal circumstances the thought of doing something like this would never have  crossed his mind.

This picture was taken at Tin Roof of a subject engaging in typical 'leg goggles' behaviour. It's unclear who the subject is although  Jason Rippon was spotted at claremont that evening and it is known that he gymed legs that day!

Matthew Westaway was questioned about his experiences with "leg goggles" but refused to comment. It is believed that Matthew purchased a box of Fetherlites© from the milnerton clicks shortly following a leg workout. Nuf said.      IIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Vitargo...whats the hype!

Awe guys,

Check it Vitargo is from Swedish barley starch..Wtf is that? I don’t know all I know is it’s been clinically tested to be 70% more effective at restoring Glycogen stores than any other ordinary sugar based recovery drink, and is completely sugar-free. Each serving of Vitargo Juggernaut is also loaded with the finest micronized Creapure creatine from Germany( you wouldn’t be worse off with some EVOX 100% creatine mono but anyways this comes with creapure built in)  as well as "pharmaceutical grade" L-glutamine woah wys me.

Also the carbohydrate in Vitargo has a high molecular weight, which apparently means it passes through the stomach much quicker than glucose, dextrose or maltodextrin. So it's basically quicker so better recovery guys! And less likely to end up stored as body fat!

Now what must o's love is a cell volumizer! Vitargo acts as one. Yes this is true, it super hydrates muscle tissue drawing more creatine and glutamine stores into the muscle making for a superior transportation system. This synergetic combination ensures a significant increase in explosive power, stamina, recovery and increased gains in lean muscle mass.

Basically overall if you want to be sure the carbs you take are ONLY going to be used for muscle building then Vitargo is the way to go otherwise just carboload on the maltrodextrin like me(hyberbolic mass)

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USN Hyberbolic Mass Special

Hi Guys.. USN Hyberbolic Mass R355 at Makro for 6kgs! Thats at least R35 cheaper than your closest competitor! And if you take a full serving*every morning and half a serving after gym will last you just under a month!

Full serving contains

• 50g Anabolic Protein Matrix
• 220g CARBS! 
• 15, 000mg HyperBolic Stack per serving to optimise muscle growth.
• GH release from 4500mg Glycine.
• 1500mg Taurine to maximise nutrient & amino acid uptake and energy production.
• 5000mg Creatine Stack for muscle growth, power and volumisation.
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