LEG GOGGLES?

You've probably heard of beer goggles but up until quite recently a new phrase has been spreading around the bodybuilding community known as 'leg goggles'.

Leg goggles is a natural phenomenon that occurs when a subject performs an intense leg workout shortly followed by exposure to the oppossite sex. The experience is described as an overwhelming desire to engage in sexual activity with the opposite sex regardless of whether one finds them attractive or not. Scientists believe that this is caused by a chemical reaction in the male body where an abundance of testosterone is released shortly following an intense leg workout. This rapid increase in testosterone raises ones libido or 'sex drive' significantly, causing them to engage in behaviour which may seem innapropriate to others.

One subject(19) who wishes to remain anonymous reports that following his first ever leg workout, he reached for his blackberry and sent a message saying "I want to f%$# you!" to one of his female friends. The subject agreed that under normal circumstances the thought of doing something like this would never have  crossed his mind.

This picture was taken at Tin Roof of a subject engaging in typical 'leg goggles' behaviour. It's unclear who the subject is although  Jason Rippon was spotted at claremont that evening and it is known that he gymed legs that day!

Matthew Westaway was questioned about his experiences with "leg goggles" but refused to comment. It is believed that Matthew purchased a box of Fetherlites© from the milnerton clicks shortly following a leg workout. Nuf said.      IIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!