Breaking news!! Leg goggles and 34 year old property developer from Sea Point

After an intense leg workout followed by a 20 hour shift on his feet at the j&b met Richard Timothy Morris was approached by a 34 year old divorcee - giving her the number to his sony Erikson with maximum relativity. I’m sure the smarter audience out there – both boys and girls alike – will by now be well aware of the dangerous repercussions a leg workout poses and Richard was no stranger. His legs were hurting yet he was keen to chyse.

The following morning richard awoke at 11am to see the sms that would change his life. Straight away richard consumed 4 tables of the infamous maca before crouching down to do six by nine sets of squats in his bedroom. At approximately 10 past 3 richard drove his green machine to 15 Mary-Ann Road Sea Point where he not only was told were to park but told how to please a mother of 3 - deep stick, reverse cowgirl, Jack Hammer   ,the Smooth Operator and then ending off in Doggy Style" Richard proving that he is all that is man-  he who makes a home his castle.


more to follow...

UPDATE: 31 JAN**

Richard was no stranger to celebration either. Proceeding that evening to Karma Camps bay - unfortunately after opening with " my friend over there just broke up from a long term relationship and is depressed do u know what we can do to cheer him up?" to a group of girls who replied " The two Indian guys over there also have a depressed friend" He turned to the alternative side - folding up his jeans and changing his shoes.